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Friday, December 5, 2014

What exactly is "large" to a radiologist?

12/3/14

After a routine exam went outrageously wrong, I had several tests. The doctor said the CT scan showed a large 11-centimeter mass in my lower abdomen parked next to an ovary.

The GOOD news: the CT scan indicated it didn’t have any cancer characteristics. The illegal immigrant is pushing the other organs around and being an overall nuisance. The organs formed a guild and filed a complaint with management . . . 


 

I was therefore forced to issue an eviction notice. A date for the “court" proceedings to evict said illegal has not yet been established. Prayers and chocolate would be much appreciated. 


Just kidding about the chocolate! I doubt I’ll feel like getting on my treadmill to work it off for a while. Prayers, on the other hand, I’ll take!

2 comments:

Nana in Texas said...

You're in my prayers and I itsy bitsy tiny box of chocolate would not hurt you. You can tell that treadmill to go take a hike by itself, you're it's master after all.

Kierstin Marquet said...

Thanks! I have to admit I've been hitting the Rolos pretty hard...