12/3/14
After a routine exam went outrageously wrong, I had several tests. The doctor said the CT scan showed a large 11-centimeter mass in my lower
abdomen parked next to an ovary.
The GOOD news: the CT scan indicated it didn’t have any cancer characteristics. The
illegal immigrant is pushing the other organs around and being an overall
nuisance. The organs formed a guild and filed a complaint with management . . .
I was therefore forced to issue an eviction notice. A date for the “court" proceedings to evict said illegal has not yet been established. Prayers and chocolate would be much appreciated.
Just kidding about the chocolate! I doubt I’ll feel like getting on my treadmill to work it off for a while. Prayers, on the other hand, I’ll take!
Just kidding about the chocolate! I doubt I’ll feel like getting on my treadmill to work it off for a while. Prayers, on the other hand, I’ll take!
2 comments:
You're in my prayers and I itsy bitsy tiny box of chocolate would not hurt you. You can tell that treadmill to go take a hike by itself, you're it's master after all.
Thanks! I have to admit I've been hitting the Rolos pretty hard...
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